Strategy-led creatives for scaling 7-9-figure DTC brands. 300+ tested concepts a month, an iteration loop that compounds your winners, and a senior strategic team — at a price US agencies can't match.
Andromeda penalises low creative diversity. Audiences burn out fast at $200K+ monthly spend. The agencies you've tried either ship volume but no winners, or ship winners but at glacial pace. Either way, your competitors are out-pacing you.
You get 100 ads a month, none of which become top performers. There's no iteration loop on the 5% that work.
Either you get strategy decks made in a vacuum with no execution behind them, or you get production teams shipping generic concepts no strategist ever blessed. The disconnect is what kills creative ROI.
You bought senior expertise. You got an account manager and a stack of fresh-out-of-school designers you never meet.
Long lockups, slow onboarding, then by month 4 you realise you've been hostage to a relationship that was never going to work.
Most US agencies have to choose between volume and quality. We don't.
Our team structure — senior strategic talent + a high-velocity production team — lets us deliver agency-tier output at 3-5× the volume of US shops. The arbitrage becomes faster iteration cadence, more senior eyes on your account, and the volume Meta actually needs to scale.
Accounts running 5 variants vs. 100 get fundamentally different performance scores. Low-diversity accounts get suppressed. Volume isn't optional anymore.
A $1M/mo spend across 10 ads cooks audiences at unsustainable frequency. 50-100 active creatives are the minimum to feed your account.
You can't find the 5% winners from 20 shots — no statistical signal. 100+ concepts/mo is the floor for iteration to actually work.
Pulled directly from a 4-month TOF production run on a real 7-figure DTC account ($200K+/month Meta spend). Same audiences, same budgets, sitting alongside existing agency creative on the same campaigns.
82% of our ads that exit the learning phase reach new-customer ROAS ≥ 1.0, and 100% reach blended profitability.
Tested across hundreds of concepts running alongside the account's existing agency creative, without weekly iteration access from our team. With iteration applied at Growth tier, compound winners breed compound winners through 3-variant packs.
A problem-aware UGC angle, refined across multiple iterations, holding 41% above breakeven new-customer ROAS over 4 months in market. Repeatedly profitable — exactly the kind of compounding winner the iteration loop is designed to find.
Our creative wins when it gets tested. The job isn't just to ship more — it's to ship the right ones to the right test budgets. That's the iteration loop you're paying for at the Growth and Performance tiers.
No vague "ramp-up" period. Every deliverable below is scheduled, dated, and committed in writing. These are our standard operating commitments — we don't dress them up as guarantees, we just ship them.
Foundation is a one-time sprint for accounts that want to test the working relationship before committing to retainer. Growth is where most accounts live. Performance is the full creative + media engine for accounts spending $750K-$1M+/mo on Meta.
Built for DTC operators who already have a media buyer they trust but need a real creative engine — both the volume to feed Meta and the strategy to turn that volume into compounding winners.
Stand-alone market value of every component in your first month
The deliverables list is the deliverables list — we ship what we said we'd ship, on the dates we committed to, because that's the job. The guarantee that matters is the one tied to the outcome you're actually paying for: new-customer growth. The number below is honest because the data on our existing accounts already shows the lift, even before iteration is applied.
Honest comparison at every tier. Industry pricing pulled from US-based DTC creative + media agencies operating in our scope band.
Modelled for a $500K/mo Meta-spending DTC at 2.0× NC ROAS baseline. Every percent of NC ROAS lift returns 5× the fee.
Strategic creative requires depth. Depth requires a tight roster. We cap the number of accounts because every client gets weekly founder access, real strategic iteration, and senior-team attention — not a queue and a Slack channel.
We onboard 1 new account per month. When the roster fills, we close to new business until a slot opens. This is why every client gets a weekly call with the Founder rather than a junior account lead.
Sign within 14 days of your discovery call and we absorb the onboarding investment ourselves — covering the first-week audit, strategy doc, and account setup work. After 14 days, $2,500 applies.
A senior strategist alone does strategy. They can't ideate AND produce 300 concepts a month, edit video at velocity, run motion design, and iterate weekly. To match our scope in-house you'd need $33-43K/month plus 4-6 months to hire — with no cross-account data feeding your creative.
Our operating model — a tightly integrated senior team, proprietary production systems, and an AI-assisted creative pipeline — lets us invest more dollars into senior talent and run a faster iteration cadence than US shops can sustain at this price. You're not getting cheap labor. You're getting more senior labor and tooling per dollar, structured specifically to deliver volume and quality. Real data on our top winners is available on request.
If you're worried about that, Performance tier integrates a senior media buyer who owns NC ROAS as a metric — not just creative. The Growth tier includes media-buyer consulting on strategy without taking media ownership. We work with what you have.
It's the honest iteration window. Anything shorter and you're back to volume-without-iteration — which is what you've already tried. The math compounds at 60-90 days, not 30. We won't take an account we can't make work, and we can't make it work in less than a quarter.
Every asset we've produced for you is yours in perpetuity, full commercial rights, no claim from us. You keep the concept library access. We part professionally.
Our Founder and Creative Director leads strategy and runs your weekly call. Our Technical Director (senior media buyer) is integrated into the iteration loop, advising on audience structure, budget allocation, and overlap diagnostics. A dedicated production team executes the volume. Everyone on your account is named, accessible, and accountable — no account managers fronting work.
Every application receives a 6-8 page written audit of your current Meta ad library — Andromeda diversity scoring, hook / angle / format gap analysis, and 3-5 specific concept recommendations for next month. Delivered within 5 business days. Whether we end up working together or not, the teardown is yours.